assert(proxy.PROXY_VERSION >= 0x00600,
  "You need to be running mysql-proxy 0.6.0 or greater")

 -- Set up the log file
 local log_file = os.getenv("PROXY_LOG_FILE")
 if (log_file == nil) then
    log_file = "mysql.log"
 end

 -- Open up our log file in append mode
 local fh = io.open(log_file, "a+")

 -- Set some variables
 local original_query = ""
 local executed_query = ""
 local replace = false
 local comment = ""

 -- For profilign
 local profile = 0

-- Push the query onto the Queue
function read_query( packet )
  if string.byte(packet) == proxy.COM_QUERY then
    query = string.sub(packet, 2)

    -- Pull out the comment and store it
    original_query = string.gsub(query, "%s*%*%*%*%s(.+)%s%*%*%*%s*",'')
    comment = string.match(query, "%s*%*%*%*%s(.+)%s%*%*%*%s*")

    -- Add the original packet to the query if we have a comment
    if (comment) then
        if string.match(string.upper(comment), '%s*PROFILE') then
          -- Profile types:
          --   ALL, BLOCK IO, CONTEXT SWITCHES, IPC,
          --        MEMORY, PAGE FAULTS, SOURCE, SWAPS

          -- Set it up for profiling
          -- Generate a new COM_QUERY packet
          --   and inject it with a new id (11)
          original_query = "SET PROFILING=1; " .. original_query
      end -- End if (PROFILE)
    end -- End if (comment)

    executed_query = original_query
    -- Check for a 'SELECT' typo
    if string.match(string.upper(original_query), '^%s*SLECT') then
        executed_query = string.gsub(original_query,'^%s*%w+', 'SELECT')
        replace = true;
    -- matches "CD" as first word of the query
    elseif string.match(string.upper(original_query), '^%s*CD') then
        executed_query = string.gsub(original_query,'^%s*%w+', 'USE')
        replace = true
    end

    -- Postpend the other profiling strings to the query
    if (comment and string.match(string.upper(comment), '%s*PROFILE')) then
        executed_query = executed_query .. "; SHOW " .. comment
    end

    -- Actually execute the query here
    proxy.queries:append(1, string.char(proxy.COM_QUERY) .. executed_query )
    return proxy.PROXY_SEND_QUERY
  else
    executed_query = ""
  end
end

function read_query_result (inj)
  local res = assert(inj.resultset)
  local num_cols = string.byte(res.raw, 1)
  if num_cols > 0 and num_cols < 255 then
     for row in inj.resultset.rows do
         row_count = row_count + 1
     end
  end

  -- Prepend the error tag in the log
  local error_status = ""
  if res.query_status and (res.query_status < 0) then
     error_status = "[ERROR]"
  end

  -- Gets the rows affected by the actual query
  local row_count = 0
  if (res.affected_rows) then
     row_count = res.affected_rows
  end

  -- Prepend the comment line in the log
  if (comment) then
     fh:write( string.format("%s %6d -- [COMMENT] %s\n",
        os.date('%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S'),
        proxy.connection.server["thread_id"],
        comment))
  end

  -- Prepend the typo in the log
  if (replace) then
     fh:write( string.format("%s %6d -- [REPLACEMENT] %s\n\t\t\t%s\n",
        os.date('%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S'),
        proxy.connection.server["thread_id"],
        ("replaced " .. original_query),
        ("with " .. executed_query)))
  end

  -- Write the query adding the number of rows retrieved and query time
  fh:write( string.format("%s %6d -- %s %s {%d rows} {%d ms}\n",
     os.date('%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S'),
     proxy.connection.server["thread_id"],
     error_status,
     executed_query,
     row_count,
     inj.query_time)
  )
  fh:flush()
end

To make this work, simply append 3 asterisks 'PROFILE <profile_type>' and then 3 more asterisks and you will have the profile information returned to you in your query:

2 tables will be returned. Your results and then the profile of your results.

Reference: Writing LUA Scripts for MySQL Proxy

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